'' REDNECK TAXIDERMY INC. ''
WELCOME TO REDNECK TAXIDERMY , THE WORKING MAN'S TAXIDERMIST ! HEY, TIMES ARE TUFF ! EVERYTHINGING IS GOING UP BUT YOUR PAY ! OUR SHOULDER MOUNTS ARE $275 FOR ANY STYLE ! I'M KEEPING IT AFFORDABLE TO GET QUALITY TAXIDERMY DONE ! I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE WEEK BY WEEK ! I'M LIKE YOU ,IF I WANT MORE MONEY I WORK MORE HR. NOT CHARGE MORE MONEY !!!!!! ''''''' ALL YOUTH MENTOR BUCKS WILL BE MOUNTED FOR $250 '''''' LETS GET THE KIDS OUT THERE !
WELL THE OTHER OVER PRICED TAXIDERMIST ARE AT IT AGAIN SO LETS GET THINGS STRAIGHT !
1) ALL CAPES ARE PRESSURE TANNED WHICH GIVES YOU THE BEST QUALITY TAN THERE IS !
2) NO CUSTOMER WORK IS DONE BY MY STUDENTS AT ALL !!( THE OTHER TXIDERMIST THAT WORK HERE WOULD NOT PUT-UP WITH SOMEONE TAKING THERE WORK OR SHOULD I SAY THERE MONEY FROM THEM !!!!)
3) WE BUY & USE THE SAME MATERIALS FROM THE SAME PLACES AS EVERYONE ELSE . THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CHEEPER FORMS ,EYES ,EARS ECT.. THERE ALL ARE PRICED WITH-IN $6 TO $10 OF EACH OTHER !!! WHY ARE WE LESS MONEY THEN THE OTHERS ? BECAUSE WE MAKE $100 ON A DEER MOUNT NOT $300 OR $400 FOR 8 TO 10 HR WORK!!!! ( GET A LIST OFF OF THEM OF THERE MATERIALS THEY USE THAT THEY SAY MAKES THEM BETTER AND BRING IT HERE WE WILL LOOK UP THE PRICES IN THE CATALOG AND THEN WE WILL LOOK UP WHAT I USE !!! I KEEP IT AFFORDABLE TO GET TAXIDERMY WORK DONE !!
WHY ARE WE FASTER ? BECAUSE THERE IS 5 TAXIDERMIST WORKING HERE & WE WORK 12 HR. A DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK. NOT LIKE MOST BUMS OUT THERE DOING TAXIDERMY WORK !!! THE OTHER TAXIDERMIST AROUND ARE SPREADING BULLSHIT BECAUSE THERE LOOSING WORK TO USE ! WHAT ELSE CAN THEY SAY BUT THEY ARE CHARGING MORE FOR THE SAME WORK!!! MY WORK IS JUST AS GOOD ,COST 1/2 AS MUCH & OUR TURNAROUND TIME IS 6 WEEKS TO 9 MONTHS NOW . IN THE PAST IT WAS SLOWER(IN 2006 IT WAS 6-18 MONTHS) (IN 2007 IT WAS 6-12 MONTHS) NOW WE ARE 6 WEEKS TO 9 MONTHS , THE TIME OF ONE GUY WORKING IN A SHED IS OVER !
I WILL ALWAYS KEEP MY WORK AFFORDABLE TO THE WORKING MAN !!!!!!
OPEN 9AM TO 6 PM 5 DAYS A WEEK MON.-FRI.
DROP-OFF ANYTIME WITH APPOINTMENT !
PICK-UPS ARE SUN. 9 AM TO 12 PM ONLY !
CASH ONLY ON PICK-UPS !
CASH ONLY ON PICK-UP OR YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT 10 BIZ. DAYS FOR CHECK TO CLEAR !
GIVE US A CALL @ 570-222-3006
''WE'LL GIT R DONE''
''FASTER & CHEAPER''
''WHY PAY MORE FOR LESS''
'' IF YOU DO WELL HERE'S YOUR SIGN''
HEY, I'M NOT LIKE OTHER TAXIDERMIST ! WHEN YOU CALL HERE I ANSWER THE PHONE EVERY TIME YOU CALL ! NO ONE WAITS FOR A CALL BACK MORE THAN A DAY, I LIVE HERE, I CAN'T HIDE ! I BACK UP ALL MY WORK 100% ! I'M WORKING 7 DAYS A WEEK ! THIS IS NOT MY SIDE JOB !!!!! YOUR HAPPYNESS MATTERS TO ME !! I WANT YOU TO RETURN ! I CARE ! I LOVE WHAT I DO & MY WORK SHOWES IT !
HELLO, MY NAME IS BILL JONES OWNER OF REDNECK TAXIDERMY INC.. I OPENED THIS SHOP IN OCT. OF 2005, AFTER ATTENDING SEVERAL TAXIDERMY SCHOOLS AND THEN WORKING WITH A LOCAL TAXIDERMIST FOR 3 YEARS! I LOVE HUNTING , FISHING AND THE OUTDOORS SO TAXIDERMY CAME TO ME REAL EASY! I LOVE WHAT I DO AND CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO WORK EVERY DAY!
MY SHOULDER MOUNTS START OUT AT $275 FOR THE 2008 DEER SEASON!!!
DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU BECAUSE MY PRICES ARE LOW SO IS MY QUALITY OF WORK !!!!
COME SEE FOR YOUR SELF ! YOU BE THE JUDGE !
HEY, IF IT MAKES YOU FEAL BETTER PAYING $550 & YOU THINK MORE MONEY BETTER THE MOUNT ! DAM I'LL CHERGE YA $750 HERE'S YOUR SIGN !HA,HA,HA
TAXIDERMY TUTORING
I ALSO RUN TAXIDERMY TUTORING CLASSES SEVERAL TIMES A YEAR. IT'S A FOUR WEEK COURSE THAT RUNS 5 DAYS A WEEK, I'LL WORK WITH YOUR SCHEDULE TO MAKE IT AS EASY ON YOU AS I CAN AND STILL RUN MY BUSINESS ! WE TEACH THE ART OF:TANNING,FLESHING, FISH, UPLAND BIRDS, WATERFOWL, SMALL LIFESIZE MAMMALS, MED. LIFESIZE MAMMALS, SHOULDER MOUNTS , WATER SPLASHES, FORM ALTERATION,BASE WORK, ROCK BUILDING,PRICING, BOOK KEEPING,ECT...... IT RUNS $3995 WITH YOUR TOOLS INCLUDED . TAXIDERMY IS A GOOD PART TIME OR FULL TIME JOB. YOU CAN STAY FREE & MY HUNTING CABIN AND HUNT MY 1,500 ACRE TROPHY MANAGED LAND, FISH MY 28 ACRE LAKE . WHILE YOU ATTEND CLASS.
I HAVE A NICE LARGE, CLEAN SHOP AS YOU CAN SEE.I JUST PUT $80,000 INTO THE NEW SHOP & $38,000 INTO TOOLS!!!!!! WE' LL GIT - R - DONE FASTER & CHEAPER
I HAVE ONE FULL TIME GUY JUST SKINNING , TURNING & TANNING ANOTHER JUST DOING FISH & ONE MORE JUST DOING BIRDS !!!!!! WITH THE FINISH WORK BEING DONE BY ME SO THE QUALITY IS ALWAYS THERE ! WITH 3 FULL TIME TAXIDERMIST WORKING OUT OF MY SHOP. WE GET YOUR MOUNTS BACK FAST & WITH GUYS SPECIALIZE IN AREAS YOU GET BETTER QUALITY WORK !!!!
'' WE GIT R DONE'' FASTER, BETTER & CHEAPER!!
DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU WHO'S WORK IS BETTER, YOU TELL THEM !!!!
OTHER TAXIDERMIST IN THE AREA
HEY, AT $275 FOR A COMMERCIAL SHOULDER MOUNT ,IT'S MAKING A LOT OF OTHER TAXIDERMIST VERY MAD!!! SO DON'T JUDGE ME BY THE CRAP THEY ARE SAYING. JUDGE ME BY MY QUALITY OF WORK , MY TURN AROUND TIME AND MY PRICES ! I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN . I DO WORK THAT THE WORKING MAN CAN AFFORD.TIMES ARE TUFF AND NOT EVERY ONE CAN PAY $550 FOR A SHOULDER MOUNT!!!!!!!!! HEY, THEY HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING TO HAVE A REASON FOR THE BIG DIFFERENCE IN OUR PRICES. WHAT ELSE CAN THEY SAY BESIDES THERE ARE CHARGING YOU MORE FOR THE SAME WORK!! MY WORK IS GOOD AND AT A GOOD PRICE!!!!!!! I'M A WORKING MAN TOO !!!!!!!!!! IF YOU PAY MORE FOR LESS, WELL HERE'S YOUR SIGN HA,HA,HA
COME ON OVER & TAKE A LOOK ! THEN YOU TELL ME WERE THE EXTRA $250 IS IN THERE WORK ! THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS AN OVER PRICED TAXIDERMIST!!!
WE ARE NOW DOING DERMESTID BEETLE WORK ON YOUR SKULLS!!!!!
Behind the Scenes of My SHOP
WE ALSO HAVE AND RUN A LARGE BUTCHER SHOP WITH 3 FULL TIME BUTCHERS AND A NEW 14' X 20' WALKIN FREEZER SO YOUR MEAT STAYS GOOD AND HIDE DOES NOT SLIP IN A HOT SEASON AS WE HAD LAST YEAR!, WE ALSO HAVE 8' X 8' WALK-IN COOLER,24' X 32' WOOD WORKING SHOP FOR ALL YOUR BASE BUILDING NEEDS ! A VERY LARGE PARKING AREA WITH A COVERED DRIVETHROUGH DROP OFF AREA FOR YOUR DEER , BEAR ECT....!!!! EASY TO GET TO, JUST 3 MILES OFF I 81,ABOUT 15 MIN. NORTH OF SCR. PA . 30 MIN. FROM TUNKHANNOCK, 15 MIN FROM FOREST CITY, 30 MIN. FROM VESTEL, NY!!! SO COME ON OVER AND SEE MY SHOW ROOM!!!!!!!!!!! YA I'M A REDNECK & PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!! BLUE COLLAR HARD WORKING SON OF A GUN!!!
FOR ALL RIFLESEASON WE HAVE FREE TEE-SHIRTS,HATS,FIRST 100 MOUNTS GOT A GUNCLEANING KIT, NEXT 100 GOT 8 X 21 BINOCULARS, 25 BUCK KNIVES,25 DEER DRAGS,ALSO FREE FOOD AND DRINK FOR ANYONE THAT DROPS BY.PIZZA, WINGS,PENNE & MEATBALLS, HOT DOG,CHILLY,SOUP,CHIPS,SODA,HOT COFFEE,COLD BEER & MORE !!! DROP BY,EAT ,DRINK, SAY HI & SIT A SPELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ALSO GAVE AWAY A $600 BOW, 2 INLINE S/S MUZZLELOADERS OVER $300 EACH. 2 GAMECAMS OVER $200 EA. & 10 FREE SHOULDER MOUNTS !
HEY WE APPRECIATE ALL THE WORK YOU BRING US WE TRY TO GIVE BACK A LITTLE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BUSINESS !
